"I'm a Wine Cop. Drinking wine is how I stop crime...and get mine."
The first two episodes of Scuba Mission's new series Wine Cop are online over on the sister site. Check out the first episode here. It's 5 straight minutes of me with a full head of wig-hair and a surface knowledge of wine facts.
Also on the horizon...
"I would rather sit on a live alligator who has mouths on either end, and let them wrestle with which half gets to eat me for dinner and which half gets to poop me out, than talk to a woman!"
"I'm just a man, pretending to be a woman, sitting in front of a computer, not asking for love at all."
In late 2012, I assembled The Okcupid Project, a live reading of actual messages, profiles, voicemails, texts, photos and more. Two sold out shows told me that the experience of getting messaged by creepy, horny men might be more universal than I had previously thought.
It's coming back as a new bi-monthly series called OKAY CUPID, in conjunction with The New Colony. Free tickets will be available starting Monday, March 3.
What's my deal?
That's a good question. I create projects, experiments and mischief to amuse myself. Sometimes that involves pretending to be other people. Sometimes that involves pretending to be myself. It's generally mostly all attempting to be comedy, but I guess that's your call on whether or not I've succeeded.