Shawn Bowers: The Website

There’s a fascinating article up over at the Atlantic today on how the Grateful Dead were utilizing many more contemporary business tactics before they even existed.  Things like allowing their fans to tape and share live shows, social networking and more.  As a freelancer and an independent producer, I’m always looking for stuff like this [...]

Over on my Illustration page, you can see a good amount of “finished” work from the last few years, but for every inked, colored and completed piece I have, there are ten more that never quite made it to those final steps.  That’s what Stuff I Never Finished is all about.  Let’s see what never [...]

Over on my Illustration page, you can see a good amount of “finished” work from the last few years, but for every inked, colored and completed piece I have, there are ten more that never quite made it to those final steps.  That’s what Stuff I Never Finished is all about.  Let’s see what never [...]

By the age of three, little Ripper Clemens had already had sex 30 times with 29 different women. The 29th was his downfall; the only one to come close to surviving the morning-after shunning that had become all but routine for the infant casanova. A Ripper date ended at 10:30 sharp with a thank you [...]

When I first moved to Chicago, I had very little going on.  Very, very little.  To fill the void and satiate my desire to write, I began producing a short series called InformaShawn.  It’s exactly what it sounds like: wildly useful video-based information that can help you change your life.
I managed to keep it up [...]

In college, one of the last classes I took before graduation was a film production class called Sound Design.  Despite being a film student, I somehow avoided ever knowing how to use any of the equipment involved in creating a film.  I’M AN IDEAS MAN, FOR GOD’S SAKE.
Our final project was to “do something with [...]

The hat had been stewing in the hat bath for at least an hour, which was a preposterous amount of time for a hat to bathe, let alone a top hat, which the hat bath box explicitly states should only be left in the bath for twenty to twenty two minutes for ideal brim firmness.
That [...]

In the wake of Health and Fitness Plan w/Shawn Bowers, the masses were demanding further help.  Because I’m incredibly frugal and wealthy, it only made sense for me to pass along my valuable information for free.

There was a point, about a year ago, when I was incredibly healthy.  Since then, I’ve gone through various things like “inactivity” and “working” which have prevented me from keeping it up.  But at the peak of my health and fitness, I put together a handy instructional video to help the world achieve the same [...]

Name: Sparks
Color: Brown
Description: Foofy ears, medium tail. Stands three foot five on two paws, one foot one on three or four paws. Cannot stand on one paw, despite repeated attempts. Rugged sideburns that would have seemed out of character if you’d have known him a few years ago, but now totally work since he’s lost [...]