A Hiolaurios Sceine

Karen Favlaird: I just bought this puppy from your store, but it has another puppy on top of it that I didn’t buy.

Damen Nale: So take the one puppy off the other puppy.

Karen Favlaird: I can’t, the one puppy is glued to the other puppy with puppy glue.

Damen Nale: We don’t even sell puppy glue. Let me see that.

(Damen Nale takes the puppy from Karen Favlaird and holds it up to the light)

Damen Nale (cont’d): As I live and breath, this is puppy glue what’s holding these two puppies together. I better call corporate.

(Damen Nale dials the telephone number 315-444-4905, which is the front desk of corporate)

Phone: Ring ring. Ring ring.

Damen Nale: It’s ringing.

(The phone continues ringing)

Phone: Ring ring. Ring ring.

Corporate: Hello?

Damen Nale: May I speak to Maynard Andrews please?

Corporate: Maynard Andrews I or Maynard Andrews II?

Damen Nale: The second one.

Corporate: Please hold.

Karen Favlaird: I better get a full refund for this mishap.

Damen Nale: Hang on.

Phone: Your call is important to us. Please hold.

Damen Nale (cont’d): I’m holding.

Maynard Andrews: Hello?! I was asleep! Who is this?

Damen Nale: Sir, it’s Damen Nale from the Puppy Spot. We have two puppies glued together with puppy glue that got sold to Karen Favlaird as one and she wants a refund.

Maynard Andrews: What are you blathering on about?

Damen Nale: I was told to call you, Maynard Andrews, in the event that someone wanted a refund!

Maynard Andrews: Oh now I see the problem. You want to talk to Maynard Andrews I, not Maynard Andrews II.

Damen Nale: Ohhhhhhhhhh.

Maynard Andrews: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Damen Nale: Sorry about that! See you at the Christmas party!

Maynard Andrews: Not if I’m in jail.

(Maynard Andrews hands up and begins loading his gun)

Damen Nale: I called the wrong Maynard Andrews. There’s nothing I can do to help you now.

Karen Wavlaird: Okay, I have to go drive my Chevy Impala now.

Damen Nale: Don’t forget your puppy.

(Pregnant pause for expectation)

Damen Nale: Or should I say puppies!

(Curtain fades)