Oh, hi!
7 Feb
I’m Shawn Bowers: The Website. Pleased to make your acquaintance!
Becoming a website was a really hard decision to make. Don’t get me wrong, being a human was pretty cool. You could eat things, feel emotion, all that stuff. But it just didn’t offer the same connectivity that being a website does. Did you know I can travel through wireless networks now? I’d love to see a human do THAT (doubtful).
Click around me as much as you’d like. I can feel everything, but I like the sensation, so it’s all good. I can also visit you directly in your inbox every few days. Did you know that? Just throw your e-mail address in the form below and then you don’t even have to do any work to get new stories, videos and more. So easy.
