I’m Shawn Bowers: The Website.  Pleased to make your acquaintance!

Becoming a website was a really hard decision to make.  Don’t get me wrong, being a human was pretty cool.  You could eat things, feel emotion, all that stuff.  But it just didn’t offer the same connectivity that being a website does.  Did you know I can travel through wireless networks now?  I’d love to see a human do THAT (doubtful).

Click around me as much as you’d like.  I can feel everything, but I like the sensation, so it’s all good.  I can also visit you directly in your inbox every few days.  Did you know that?  Just throw your e-mail address in the form below and then you don’t even have to do any work to get new stories, videos and more.  So easy.